Welcome to the Most Magical Hash on Earth – where fairy tales involve flour marks, false trails, and questionable life choices!
We stagger forth once a month (usually Sundays at 11:00 am, give or take a beer) for a 2–4 mile “fun run” that’s heavy on the fun and suspiciously light on the running.
As a proudly visitor-friendly kennel, we’re always ready to throw together a spontaneous trail or, at minimum, a highly disciplined drinking practice.
Bring hydration (BYOB unless you enjoy watching others drink), sunscreen, bug spray, and whatever form of protection best suits your current life decisions.
Most importantly, bring friends — especially virgins — because nothing says hospitality like leading newcomers into the woods and teaching them songs they can’t un-hear. On-on!
Next Hash – Sunday, September 27, 2026 at 12:00 PM
Theme: Definitely Artsy!
Start: Maitland Community Park
Hares: You Otta Miata & Lerooooooy Wankins
Trail Info: Lerooooooy Wankins and You Otta Miata team up again to co-hare this trail, and you know we like to make our trails an event!
This trail is art-themed. You’ll see art, find art, and hell, maybe even make a little art!
Note we’re starting a little later than usual (start is at noon)!
Start is at Maitland Community Park at noon.
Google Maps: https://maps.app.goo.gl/rirMX5XHj5MBgh8v6?g_st=ic
Apple Maps: https://maps.apple/p/pszTSC-KYI01CN
On-after: TBD
Start time: 12:00 PM
On-On!
Trail length: TBD
Shiggy Rating: TBD
Wet Feet?:
Cost: $3 and BYOB or $10 to the hares if you want a few drinks from their stash & you were too lazy to go to the store and get what you like!
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